OASIS CLOSED!

Damo
2 min readMar 10, 2022

Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays!

Need to set some rules about digital interactions in my trash can. I end up chirping alongside the birds on a wire, and its taking up a lot of my precious trash sorting time. Plus, Im also trying to build Trash Sculptures, and the BirdWire™ takes up a lot of mental focus that could be better placed elsewhere.

Dont get me wrong, BirdWire™ is super fun, and so is interacting with the wild birds that flock there every morning! So many new ideas, hilarious jokes, artwork, retro trash, new trash, trashfires, and much more, is on full plumage display every day, freshly rearranged. But BetaStreet has IRL citizens shuffling about, and they need conversation too! Plus, my trash can is getting a bit piled up with a backlog of junk, that never ceases to stop pouring in every rust hole. Life is FullTime.

BetaHotel is closed down for maintenance

Yesterday, BetaVerse Inc had a major outage. The people on BetaStreet were not pleased! Games were offline, some developers couldn't even work! Content ReArrangers™ couldn't even get paid to review games or play SesameSaber™, and much stress and frustration were had all around. BetaVerse™ Incorporated eventually got things patched up (I think they are trying to move everyone to a BETA ACCOUNT™). But some serious damage was done. I’ve been warning people to try not to get too wrapped up living in the BetaCloud™ if not avoiding it altogether. If the power goes out.. entire digital lives could be lost for good. Then what? You are back in your messy trash can with nothing but a candle and a can of sardines. Which, ain’t all that bad.

Candy Crushed!

So, I think some rules to try to follow as a base line is a good idea for me. I kinda like the idea of certain days off. That way you can plan for things that need done around the house and the neighbourhood, and especially for Mrs. Grouch and the little Grouchlings running around the house, knocking my trashpiles over daily. They need my GrouchLove most of all!

Have a trash filled day! I LOVE TRASH!

BONUS TRASH: Pretty funny AD from SquareSpace

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Damo

Observing the BetaWorld from the comfort of my RainbowDonut HQ.